Thought you saw some raunchy music videos before huh? Well check this sucker out. Its suggestive but hell this is probably as good as porn for a 13 year old boy or girl mmmmmmm! sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex! Oh and the WWE better watch out these guys definitely have “off the top rope” jumping and banging talents. Someone should create a new move with the things I saw in this video!

Drugs, recliners, and intercourse with the opposite sex.  Three things prisoners shouldn’t have easy access to, but down in Montague County, Texas they do their jailin’ differently.  In what is being called the Inmates-Gone-Wild scandal, the former sheriff, Bill Keating, and 16 others have been indicted on 106 counts of having some serious fun.  The sheriff was sexing up the female prisoners while the female guards took care of the male inmates.  In Montague, going to the hole took on an entirely new meaning.  Drugs and cell phones were also a part of the day-to-day routine–a major difference from the more uptight jails that typically frown upon such behavior so much that they are willing to investigate the anal cavities of inmates any time they suspect something might be in there.

Best of all, multiple surveillance cameras were disabled and various locks were either broken or left unlocked–and nobody left!  They easily could have, but they stayed.  And who could blame them?  No job, no financial worries, just a lot of relaxation, sex, and altered states.  Maybe Sheriff Keating was on to something.  If jail is made enjoyable, then all the leisure-loving, sex-and-drug crazed degenerates will flock to jails and prisons nationwide, and then we’ll finally be able to get things done once and for all.  After all, with the CEOs in prison humping and snorting away, we won’t have to worry about the fuckers raping the economy for shits and giggles.

source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/animal_house_jail

I woke up nude, covered from my neck to my knees with an American flag.  The room was dank, frigid, and smelt like an attic.  My body trembled from the cold air that had filled the apartment.  With the flag draped over my shoulders and pulled tightly around my upper body, I made my way into the living room.  The feint smells of burnt rubber and wet dog grew stronger as I got closer to the bathroom.  A pile of burnt clothing was sitting in the bathtub, which was covered with scattered spots of wet ash.

As I took the standard morning piss, I began to realize that the charred articles of clothing were mine; my expensive peat coat, my favorite pair of pants, a t-shirt I had borrowed from a friend, along with my shoes, wallet, and cell phone, which was broken into various pieces.

What the hell happened here? I thought.  I had no idea whose apartment I was in, no idea why or how, and worst of all, my clothes, wallet, and shoes were sitting in a burnt and soggy pile in a crusty bathtub.  The American flag was at my feet as I stood there perplexed, mildly upset, but more confused than anything else.  I decided to find the tenant who had been so kind to let some stranger stay the night. Continue Reading

So if our educators are not having sex with their students, they are making crude comments.

The Florida school board suspended a 7th grade teacher for inappropriate comments his students about violating the dress code.  So what exactly did he say?  He was quoted saying, “Girls, if you wear short skirts and I can see your panties, I am going to tell you what color they are.”

How can grown adults, that are educators think this is an okay thing to say?!  The teach also is accused of telling male students that wearing pants too low means in prison terms that “you are open for business,” referring to male prison prostitution.  LOL O.M.G. Continue Reading

Seriously?!  Where were these teachers when I was a kid. LOL.  I feel like everyday when I skim around for some news to find out what is going on in the world today, I find at least one student/teacher sex scandal.

Today a former teacher in South Buffalo, lost her teaching gig after an “inappropriate relationship” with an eighth-grader.  Well apparently she didn’t learn her lesson because she is back at it again… WITH THE SAME STUDENT!  She’s been busted and charged with rape, he’s 14. 

The 30-year-old former teacher wasn’t supposed to go near the student after she had sex him the first time.  (DUH!)  But just two months later, the father of the 14-year-old, finds out that she has been hooking up with hid kid again.  So what does a good father do, he calls the cops.

This is the same teacher who ran away from the student and the cops found him at the mall the next day, but where was the former teacher?  She was found sleeping in her car.

Candace Bushnell, author and creator of the widely popular HBO TV series and film “Sex and the City”, has supposedly said that she would love to have Disney’s Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus portray the role of the young Carrie Bradshaw in her planned prequel series. Continue Reading