Schick doesn’t beat around the bush.  They just send out obvious hints that maybe you ladies should, you know, trim it.  After all, this isn’t the carefree sixties and seventies anymore.  Big, fluffy genital fros are no longer in style.  Germs and terrorists are our greatest enemies and hair, especially pubic hair, is a breeding ground for germs–evil, nasty, cell-destroying germs.  Besides, nobody likes getting hair in their mouth when they perform oral, which really should be the motivation behind trimming the hair around your twat or sack.  Now you don’t have to napalm the entire forest, but just cut the canopy off to make it easier to spot any unpleasant surprises that might be hidden within.  And if you’re wondering, yes, I am milking this tit for all it’s worth.  I mean, this commercial actually aired on television, which isn’t a bad thing.  But in this politically correct era of phony righteousness I’m just surprised that Schick followed through. Continue Reading