President Obama post-speech high.

Only months after becoming the first dual-race president, Barack Obama has entered into a rehabilitation program, an anonymous source has said. During his campaign, Obama was known for his excellent oratory skills, turning out speeches that made thousands of people stand in the cold and cry salty tears of joy. However, there was a darker, less joyous side to Obama’s great speeches. According to people close to him, Obama would often leave speeches with red eyes and severely dilated pupils; he wouldn’t speak with anyone, but just smirk and giggle sporadically while blankly staring out into space. Continue Reading

Barack, Hillary, Michelle and Joe After the DNC!

Barack Obama is beyond psyched he got the nomination. Hillary’s got no complaints after her well received speech. Michelle is in the back doin’ her thang like it’s nobody’s business. Joe Biden is just going along for the ride!

If this is supposed to be a Republican smear tactic attempting to portray the first ever African American presidential candidate as some sort of Starbucks, gas guzzling, Jeep Wrangler driving elitist then I’m sorry. There’s nothing more I would like to see than the Obama clan and the rest of the Democrats out celebrating the historical feats they have achieved over the past 18 or so months!

(Via Gawker)