So I was skimming the interwebs and I came across this website, the war on drugs clock.  Basically it breaks down just how much money our government is spending to put away non-violent offenders, and just how many of them are in jail, arrested, and a bunch of other pretty staggering numbers.

Now look at these numbers, and tell me why we are in a massive economic crisis. 17 Billion Dollars?!?!? Are you fucking kidding me? That number is absolutely unreal to me, and that is only on a Federal level.  States have spent over 27 Billion on the drug war, do they realize it’s easier than ever to walk out one’s front door and have a bag in your hand within 10 minutes?  Do they realize that this will NEVER change?  Some states have, 13 at last count, with Michigan and Massachusetts on the way.  We are slowly catching on, but it certainly isn’t fast enough.

Am I asking to completely decriminalize the plant and put it in the hands of anyone and everyone?  No, absolutely not, it could easily be regulated at least as much as alcohol is to keep it out of the hands of the younger generation before they have developed to a point where they can responsibly use the drug.  But isn’t throwing almost 40 billion dollars a year at a losing battle absolutely gut wrenching?  I’d say so, especially for the number 2 cash crop in our nation.  Marijuana and hemp could easily be MAKING us billions of dollars in taxes, and stimulating our floundering economy.  Instead we choose to sit back and be robbed blind by our governments; state and federal, on a war that is more hopeless than Iraq and Afghanistan could ever imagine to be. Continue Reading

There have been plenty of times when my cell phone alarm clock fails to wake me up; especially after an unexpected night of drinking 4 dollar PBR and whiskey shot specials. Those are the times when the “place your alarm clock on the other side of the room so you have to get up to turn it off” strategy doesn’t seem to work. Perhaps this Puzzle Alarm Clock is the solution?

It’s 7:00AM. The alarm clock goes off. Three plastic shapes pop out of the alarm clock. You annoyingly try to shut off the alarm by placing the star shaped piece into the star shaped hole, the hexagon piece into the hexagon shaped hole, and the triangle piece into the triangle shaped hole. It’s quite simple, yet probably more annoying than being late for work.

With that said, your 5 year old will probably love it.

Purchase this Puzzle Alarm Clock, aka automatic cranky mood shifting machine, for around $40.

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