Drugs, recliners, and intercourse with the opposite sex.  Three things prisoners shouldn’t have easy access to, but down in Montague County, Texas they do their jailin’ differently.  In what is being called the Inmates-Gone-Wild scandal, the former sheriff, Bill Keating, and 16 others have been indicted on 106 counts of having some serious fun.  The sheriff was sexing up the female prisoners while the female guards took care of the male inmates.  In Montague, going to the hole took on an entirely new meaning.  Drugs and cell phones were also a part of the day-to-day routine–a major difference from the more uptight jails that typically frown upon such behavior so much that they are willing to investigate the anal cavities of inmates any time they suspect something might be in there.

Best of all, multiple surveillance cameras were disabled and various locks were either broken or left unlocked–and nobody left!  They easily could have, but they stayed.  And who could blame them?  No job, no financial worries, just a lot of relaxation, sex, and altered states.  Maybe Sheriff Keating was on to something.  If jail is made enjoyable, then all the leisure-loving, sex-and-drug crazed degenerates will flock to jails and prisons nationwide, and then we’ll finally be able to get things done once and for all.  After all, with the CEOs in prison humping and snorting away, we won’t have to worry about the fuckers raping the economy for shits and giggles.

source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/animal_house_jail

Michael Phelps and His Bong

Let’s begin with the story that rocked the internet and gave hope to potheads’ nationwide.  In a twisted turn in the Michael Phelps Bong Smoking fiasco, Richland County sheriff, Leon Lott Jr., said he plans on investigating the photo in the hopes that he can file charges against the half-man half-dolphin. Continue Reading

It seemed that after Congress passed the latest $14 Billion Bailout that it would surely make it through the senate today without too much friction, but that wasn’t the case.

“We were about three words away from a deal,” said Sen. Bob Corker of Tennessee, the GOP’s point man in the negotiations.  The United Auto Workers union would not accept to bring wages in line with Japanese competitors by 2009, and that was the issue that prevented this bill from being passed.

Majority Leader Harry Reid, a Democrat, said he hoped President George W. Bush would tap the $700 billion Wall Street bailout fund for emergency aid to the automakers. General Motors Corp. and Chrysler LLC have said they could be weeks from collapse. Ford Motor Co. says it does not need federal help now, but its survival is far from certain. Continue Reading

The auto industry seems to be next on the list of industries that will need federal support in order to maintain its existence in the United States. The Center of Automotive Research in Ann Arbor, Mich., estimates that the failure of the US auto industry would lead to the loss of 2.5 million jobs which is just more bad news in regards to the weakened US economy. Congress is set to debate this week on the fate of the Big Three, GM, Ford and Chrysler. GM has already warned that it may run out of cash and be forced to declare bankruptcy before the end of the year.

They’re a dinosaur in a sense,” Senator Richard Shelby, R-Ala., said on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday. “I hate to see this because I would like to see them become lean and hungry and innovative. And if they did and put out the right products they could survive. But I don’t believe that the $25 billion they’re talking about will make them survive. It’s just postponing the inevitable.” Continue Reading