I suppose this was only a matter of time:

Twitter sensation Shit My Dad Says is headed to television.

CBS has picked up a comedy project based on the Twitter account, which has enlisted more than 700,000 followers since launching in August and has made its creator, Justin Halpern, an Internet star.  (THR)

Twitter feeding TV feeding ReTweets about Twitter feeding TV, ad infinitum.  The end of civilization is nigh.

I foresee a dark tomorrow when this becomes the mainstay of mass culture entertainment.  And on that day, there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, and the internet will rebel at all the inane shit we’ve posted on it.

Seventh-grader, BridgeAnne d’Avignon, and her 80 year-old grandpa have apparently traced Obama’s genealogy back to nearly every president (the exception being Martin Van Buren) and a king of England, John Plantagenet.  The discovery proves one of two things: our government is in the control of some shadow family or humans are a more incestuous species than we allow ourselves to believe.  Actually, when I think about it, chances are it’s a little of both.

Oh well, if this alleged discovery does anything it will stir up more conspiracy theories about the Illuminati, Free Masons, and Obama, which will provide us all with a plentiful amount of History Channel programming.  I don’t see the harm in that.  After all, look at all the money being made off of 2012.  It’s like the Y2k scare, but 40x more badass.  Sure, a massive glitch in all the world’s computers would be pretty devastating, but that’s pussy shit when you hold it up against the possibility of Earth and all its inhabitants being vaporized by some kind of galactic catastrophe.  Seriously, epic.

(via KSBW.com)

I really hope this is fake.  I mean, if it isn’t then that means there is actually a product out there that encourages children to play with shit and stick a plastic tube up their butt.  If this is real, the world is going to end in 2012 just like the Maya predicted.