Schick doesn’t beat around the bush.  They just send out obvious hints that maybe you ladies should, you know, trim it.  After all, this isn’t the carefree sixties and seventies anymore.  Big, fluffy genital fros are no longer in style.  Germs and terrorists are our greatest enemies and hair, especially pubic hair, is a breeding ground for germs–evil, nasty, cell-destroying germs.  Besides, nobody likes getting hair in their mouth when they perform oral, which really should be the motivation behind trimming the hair around your twat or sack.  Now you don’t have to napalm the entire forest, but just cut the canopy off to make it easier to spot any unpleasant surprises that might be hidden within.  And if you’re wondering, yes, I am milking this tit for all it’s worth.  I mean, this commercial actually aired on television, which isn’t a bad thing.  But in this politically correct era of phony righteousness I’m just surprised that Schick followed through.

“It’s suggestive!” some loon would protest. “It’s corrupting the youth.”  Yada, yada, yada.  You’ve heard it before about something even dumber, but hey it is suggestive.  The nut has a point, but so is every ad and television program.  Hell, the Bible is incredibly suggestive and many will argue that it corrupted more people than it helped–and vice versa.  However, I get the feeling that promoting bush trimming will help and benefit more than it hurts.  Sure, they’ll be a few nicked vaginas and balls, but there will also be more oral pleasuring of the genitals and that helps everyone–even the Biblical scholars who think abstinance is the way to God.  Good work, Schick.  Your poo-pooing of the nonsensical political correctness that has created uneccesary drama and tension in our country for the past dozen years or so has earned, as Ali G always said, “Much respek.”