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It’s been a minute since we’ve gotten political on here be it the result of campaign fatigue or blissful (and temporary) indifference, so let’s ease back into it.  After all, Palin is quite easy–no, I’m not calling her slut; calm down you Palinites.  I’m just saying she’s an easy target for political humor.  She is a walking joke of a politician whose ego is so big I’m surprised it even fits within the confines of the galaxy.  I mean, how else could someone be so convinced they have a shot at the presidency after a performance like the one she gave during her time with the McCain campaign?

And worst of all is her stubborn dedication to the same shtick that made her a walking caricature: The sexy governor who kills things for sport and worships Jesus.  Well, if Jesus is real and chilling up in Heaven, he’s probably rubbing his palm over his face as yet another group of people embarrass him and his teachings.  It really is reassuring that the protest only consisted of 15 people who were outnumbered by the press because the day Sarah Palin ever gains enough supporters to even be considered a worthy candidate is the day all the sane and rational Americans abandon all hope and commit mass-suicide.  Please, Sarah Palin, for the sake of the world stop your political vomiting as it feeds the lunatics featured in the video.  Just pose in Playboy so Todd can get that new machine-gun mount for his snowmobile.  Think about it.  The Hef will probably pay you so much that you can have your very own designer helicopter for hunting wolf or whatever animal you feel like pumping full of lead.

For a good article on the hypocrisy of people like Palin and her supporters (extremists, I think they’re called) goto: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/shannyn-moore/top-10-reasons-sarah-pali_b_215468.html