Drugs, recliners, and intercourse with the opposite sex.  Three things prisoners shouldn’t have easy access to, but down in Montague County, Texas they do their jailin’ differently.  In what is being called the Inmates-Gone-Wild scandal, the former sheriff, Bill Keating, and 16 others have been indicted on 106 counts of having some serious fun.  The sheriff was sexing up the female prisoners while the female guards took care of the male inmates.  In Montague, going to the hole took on an entirely new meaning.  Drugs and cell phones were also a part of the day-to-day routine–a major difference from the more uptight jails that typically frown upon such behavior so much that they are willing to investigate the anal cavities of inmates any time they suspect something might be in there.

Best of all, multiple surveillance cameras were disabled and various locks were either broken or left unlocked–and nobody left!  They easily could have, but they stayed.  And who could blame them?  No job, no financial worries, just a lot of relaxation, sex, and altered states.  Maybe Sheriff Keating was on to something.  If jail is made enjoyable, then all the leisure-loving, sex-and-drug crazed degenerates will flock to jails and prisons nationwide, and then we’ll finally be able to get things done once and for all.  After all, with the CEOs in prison humping and snorting away, we won’t have to worry about the fuckers raping the economy for shits and giggles.

source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/animal_house_jail