The recent incident involving NFL running back Ryan Moats is probably not the way Moats wanted to become popular.  But as most athletes say, “It is what it is.”  And what it is, is a reminder that not all cops are out to protect and serve.  Some just happen to be bullies, dicks, lowlives, and [...] Continue Reading

Biographies are but clothes and buttons of the man – the biography of the man himself cannot be written ~ Mark Twain, Mark Twain’s Autobiography Mark Twain wasn’t born until February 1863 in Virginia City, Nevada.  Samuel Clemens, however, exited the womb of Jane Clemens and entered the world on the 30th of [...] Continue Reading

I had to abandon having long hair because it enraged me so much when someone would even jokingly refer to me as a hippie.  This video is further proof that hippies are overdramatic twats, who are more obnoxious than they are effective.  There is just something extremely annoying about super hippies like the ones in [...] Continue Reading

Ever since the World War II nuclear bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Japan, the United States has been paranoid that such hasty and devastating attacks will one day reach American soil.  The combined death toll of both the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings were estimated to be between 100,000-200,000 civilian deaths, with more in later [...] Continue Reading

Only months after becoming the first dual-race president, Barack Obama has entered into a rehabilitation program, an anonymous source has said. During his campaign, Obama was known for his excellent oratory skills, turning out speeches that made thousands of people stand in the cold and cry salty tears of joy. However, there was a darker, [...] Continue Reading

What getting lifted means to Russell Martin, founder of rising independent clothing company IMAG3. Continue Reading

Humans are creatures of circumstance. However, there are those respected voices in the anthropological world such as Richard Wrangham and Dale Peterson that contend we are not. Instead, we are slaves to our biological makeup. According to their essay, Demonic Males: Apes and the Origins of Human Violence, it is difficult to escape our evolutionary [...] Continue Reading

This is an old video, but now it has sound!  I’ve seen it before on shows like Most Shocking or Max X, but I never got to hear anything, which wasn’t too bad since the video is simply amazing.  The amount of times this guy busts his ass trying to steal booze and lottery tickets [...] Continue Reading

Wondering why kids are "smoking" smarties? So are we... Continue Reading

Drugs, recliners, and intercourse with the opposite sex.  Three things prisoners shouldn’t have easy access to, but down in Montague County, Texas they do their jailin’ differently.  In what is being called the Inmates-Gone-Wild scandal, the former sheriff, Bill Keating, and 16 others have been indicted on 106 counts of having some serious fun.  [...] Continue Reading

Thousands lined up outside the Park Central New York Hotel in Manhattan to auditon for America’s Next Top Model, only to erupt in a stampede of wanna-be/will never be super models. The video says it all. Continue Reading

It is a sign of strange times when a comedy show has to grab the hammer of accountability and bash in a few heads.  While Jim Cramer isn’t the most heinous or even the most guilty member of the media, his imbecilic and overdramatic approach to financial advice has surely cost many gullible folks plenty [...] Continue Reading

I was sitting at a bar when this guy with a thick, unkempt beard and a hiking backpack settled next to me.  He smelt like a campfire and was wearing a green flannel shirt and raggedy jeans that had been restitched multiple times.  The bartender asked him what he wanted.  He turned to me, “What [...] Continue Reading

People either believe in coincidences or fate, and in my case it varies.  My Stumbling Upon this ridiculous review of the widely-acclaimed British television show, Prime Suspect, can only be fate.  In my reviewing class we had to watch the show, which I saw as my professor’s attempt to drive home the fact that American [...] Continue Reading

Given the recent dumping of snow that hit the Northeast, this is certainly an appropriate post.  Snow is nice.  It’s fun to play in, fun and safe to throw at people and cars, and it can be quite refreshing when eaten.  However, I’ve gotten to the point where it’s nothing more than an inconvenience if [...] Continue Reading