The real evil in the Bush administration was Dick Cheney, a man who was hired by George Sr. to help Jr. pick a vice president, but instead decided to hire himself. Cheney is a man so evil that he has stock in private prison companies. He is a man that when asked about his financial [...] Continue Reading

After twenty long years of abstinence, homeschooling &the grace of God the oldest Duggar son gets to marry his very own child bride. It’s a big production– not only on television, but for the whole Duggar Clan. After a very brief engagement– which I believe began at Applebees, the wedding is planned. The girls have their hair [...] Continue Reading

If you are planning to go to Costa Rica, don’t bother. The mall would be more suitable for hanging out with fat Americans inflating prices, pollution and their guts. Why would you escape to a beautiful country full of friendly Mesoamerican and Andean descendants, to rub elbows with the same culture you are taking a [...] Continue Reading

Pretty sure I posted on the direction I thought the republican party was going to go.  Something about “playing nice”, “getting along”, blase’ blase’.  I remembered this after I heard Rush L say the word “RINO” today, and I realized it’s been a long time since I’ve heard that word.  Whatzamatta, everyone playin nice? I “wike”ed [...] Continue Reading

Aretha Franklin’s inauguration hat is getting a lot of attention. Luke Song designed the hat. According to the Associated Press he is selling similar versions of her hat. You can check out his website here:  www.mrsongmillinery.com Her hat is getting a lot of attention on the internet also. People are using photoshop to put her hat in their own [...] Continue Reading

George W. Bush is not evil. He is not the Hitler incarnate that his fiercest critics have painted him as. Think, child who won a week at space camp; but instead of a week it was eight years; and instead of space camp, one of the most powerful positions on the globe. His childish behavior [...] Continue Reading

It seems like everyone is trying to capitalize on Obama and the inauguration.  People are selling t-shirts, hats, coffee (yes, coffee) and anything that can be branded with the new President’s name or image.  The New Yorker has elected to celebrate by giving something away. They are sending out free inauguration cover reprints until January [...] Continue Reading

My guess is A LOT. This dude really loves to watch breasts and bottoms jiggle. Turn up the volume to hear his deep, creepy, heavy breathing. Continue Reading

Will.I.Am has been all over the internet and CNN campaigning for President Obama (figured I should get used to referring to Barry O that way). It’s a new day. Can you feel it? Mmmm… I can feel it! Continue Reading

I’m sure you’ve all seen the ridiculous commerical for Snuggies, the latest product released to support the growth of lazy America. With their cult like robes, you’ll never have to leave the warmth of a fleece blanket ever again. Like during the 2 seconds it takes to grab a drink from the coffee table. Seriously? Anyways, [...] Continue Reading

Things have been slow; we know. Please bear with us while we reorganize our staff and work on a slight redesign for 2009. I didn’t mean to rhyme. Anyways, here’s a an interesting pitch I received recently: Email Subject: Ridiculous Video Hey Brian, Love the site. I just came across this ridiculous video on youtube. It’s pretty damn funny. And [...] Continue Reading

Censorship is a waste of time and money considering that today’s youth will be inheriting their terrible, naughty and unnaceptable ways directly from their parents. Dick and Jane? Please, that movie is rated PG. Continue Reading