Ten Things Obama Won't Do If He Becomes President

In a very short while Americans from all walk of life will journey to the polls to elect the 44Th president of these United States. There are lot of rumors flying about what an Obama presidency would resemble if he is elected president. The republican party are sending out emails and making phone calls about what Obama would do if he became president. They are trying to scare people about his associations, while trying to make him unpatriotic. Barack Obama has failed I believe to address these issues with more vigor, so to put some of the nonsense that is being said to rest, I have come up with a list of things you won’t see in an Obama administration. I hope this will wipe away some of the fears that some of us may have if he becomes president.

1. Ludacris and other rappers won’t be a part of his cabinet
2. MTV won’t do an episode of MTV’s crib at the White House
3. He won’t have a stripper pole in the Oval Office
4. You won’t see all his African relatives having barbecue on the great lawn
5. He won’t make Sundays national fry chicken and watermelon eating day
6. He won’t put the national deficit on lay away
7. Uncle Ray Ray won’t be answering the red phone
8. He won’t travel on color people’s time to meetings with world leaders
9. He won’t refer to world leaders as “homie” “my dogs” or “my peeps”
10. “No Bitchassness” won’t be a national slogan
11. Michele Obama won’t run a hair salon shop out of the white house
12. He won’t walk out on the job if his pay is short or if gets ticked off.
13. Cousin T Bone who just got out of the pen won’t be given a job in the secret service
14. Finally, there won’t be any baby mama drama in the crib.

I hope this put to rest all the misinformation that is circling about an Obama presidency.

This post was submitted by Christopher Higgins.