New Ben and Jerry’s Flavor… Arctic Areola!

Yes, as sad and disgusting it may seem, breast milk seems to be the up and coming trend when it comes to the things we eat. So should we blame or thank PETA?

You might of heard that recently a Swiss restaurant was praised by PETA for serving meals cooked with breast milk. The restaurant’s stews, soups and sauces are all made with 75% breast milk. You might be thinking, is this even legal? Well, apparently there was a slight loop hole in the local Swiss legislation regulating the use of breast milk and they were confused if the owner could be banned or not. But because human breast milk isn’t on the list of animals milk that is banned, there is nothing that they can do.

PETA being the strange-tastic people they are of course LOVED the idea of using human breast milk instead of dairy cows. So what do they do? They write a letter to the co-founders of Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream suggesting that the company use human breast milk to make their ice cream!

I REALLY hope this doesn’t happen. I feel that soon I’m going to have to make sure that very dairy product is in fact NOT made with human breast milk! What would happen if Ben and Jerry’s decided to go along with this insane trend? Soon we’ll be in coffee houses and instead of the little packages of cream they will wheel in a lactating woman and ask you, “One squirt or two?”

Although the thought of a topless woman around, I would order lots of coffee!

PETA says that by using human breast milk, it will lessen the stress of dairy cows. WHAT ABOUT THE STRESS OF HUMANS. When cows get stressed they probably just eat more grass. When humans get stressed, we end up having chaos!

PETA, just leave my Ben and Jerry’s ice cream alone!