Archive | September, 2008

Have your ovaries registered to vote?

Posted on 30 September 2008 by Rachel Martin

I woke up in early September to a barrage of exciting news on my TV. A woman was nominated for vice president. Every channel was talking about this historic moment, conveniently forgetting that the country had been through it before in 1984. As a woman, watching TV got suddenly difficult. The daytime shows [...] Continue Reading

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Fashion forward or fashion flop?

Posted on 30 September 2008 by Jamie Villarreal

Victoria and David Beckham launched their new perfume this past weekend in New York. We all know Posh has never been one to shy away from bold fashion choices and whether you like them or not, her gift for being noticed is undeniable. This occasion was no exception. Victoria stepped out with a pair of thigh [...] Continue Reading

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Five ways to ease the pain of Blackberry Thumb and a failing mobile marriage

Posted on 29 September 2008 by Brian James

Whoever coined the term “Crackberry” was spot on. There are now over 12 million Blackberry users married to their Curves, Pearls and Bolds. However, not all marriages end happily ever after. Repetitive thumb movements have left many of us bruised and broken with Blackberry Thumb, a repetitive strain injury attributed to constant Blackberry use. Pain at [...] Continue Reading

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Miracle At St. Anna

Posted on 29 September 2008 by Phil Naglee

This movie should have been named Lost in Translation. Ahh Spike…What have you done? First you blast Clint Eastwood for not having enough black actors in Flags of Our Fathers or Letters From Iwo Jima to promote your film, then you release this. This film is a mess. It starts out [...] Continue Reading

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Rate the Latest Zep Reunion Rumour

Posted on 29 September 2008 by Mike Newman

So how much bullshit is this new Led Zeppelin reunion report, by Jess Rogers at The Sun, on a scale of 1 to Coda? Led Zeppelin 1 = It’s on! It’s 100% true story. Houses of the Holy = 50-50. Maybes Coda = No chance! Total bullshit. Rate the likelihood of this newest Zep reunion rumour [...] Continue Reading

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The Blackberry Javelin… Don’t Want Touchscreen? Me Either.

Posted on 28 September 2008 by Will Ehrhardt

So I’m in the market for a new cell phone in the near future, and there are some exciting things coming from HTC, Blackberry, and Google, to fight the iPhone. Personally though I would rather not have a touchscreen, ruling out most of the new phones hitting the market these days. Enter the [...] Continue Reading

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I Park Like An Idiot… Bringing Hope to Pissed off Parkers Everywhere

Posted on 28 September 2008 by Will Ehrhardt

I love this… I need to get me some of these stickers and start putting them all over the place. I present you with iparklikeanidiot.com… The website that says it’s NOT okay to take up 2, 3, and even 4 spots in a parking lot, just because you spent more on your car than [...] Continue Reading

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Designer face off at the Emmys

Posted on 28 September 2008 by Jamie Villarreal

You either love him or you hate him. I’m talking about Christian Siriano, winner of season four of Project Runway. While watching that season every time I heard the word fierce, I wanted to rip the hair out from my head and stab my ears with a fork. But you can’t deny the kid has talent. [...] Continue Reading

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ACT NOW: Help Amnesty International free Troy Davis

Posted on 27 September 2008 by Brian James

Amnesty International/Music for Human Rights is seeking YOUR help in spreading information regarding the controversial Troy Davis case. Recording artists such as Santogold, have taken an active role in a last minute effort to save Davis’s life. A final decision will be made on Sept. 29th regarding his death penalty sentence. Please review the case [...] Continue Reading

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Sad News… Paul Newman Dead at 83

Posted on 27 September 2008 by Marc Schindler

Paul Newman, Oscar winning actor, philanthropic fool mogul, race car driver, and activist died Friday, at his house in Connecticut losing his battle to cancer. He was 83. He started his career in television and moved to films playing characters in movies such as “Exodus”, “The Hustler”, and “Cool Hand Luke” to name a few. [...] Continue Reading

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Like Father Like Pole Dancer?

Posted on 27 September 2008 by Lacy Tianna

Omar Bakri Mohammed was a British immigrant before being banned from country for his radical violent views. The Syrian born preacher first made waves when praising the 9/11 terrorists as the “Magnificent 19.” Bakri is a strict Muslim who requires his family to obey the laws of his religion, including the women wearing a veil [...] Continue Reading

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Obesity Treatment Through the Vagina…. wait what?!

Posted on 26 September 2008 by Marc Schindler

Crazy docs from UC San Diego have performed the countries first gastrectomy… through the VAGINA! They say because its a natural opening, it’s another alternative thousands of people that undergo a gastrectomy. The patient Maria Soto, standing at 5 feet tall and weighed 253 pounds before surgery says that she really liked this procedure due [...] Continue Reading

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Sarah Palin’s Corn-holio?

Posted on 26 September 2008 by Marc Schindler

In a town ironically called Whitehouse, a farmer in Ohio carved the head of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin into his cornfield. Every detail right down to the ever so popular Palin glasses. It took Duke Wheeler atleast eight hours to mow down the stalks for the 16 acre corn maze. Wheeler says [...] Continue Reading

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Microwavable Snack or Snack of Death?

Posted on 25 September 2008 by Marc Schindler

Described by comedian Jim Gaffigan as “Diarrhea Pockets”, Nestle’s Hot Pockets has been a cultural icon in the United States far more than you probably know. Almost every person has heard the Jim Gaffigan big on “Hot Pockets”, but many of us haven’t realized the impact this microwavable meal has on our lives. Let’s [...] Continue Reading

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New Ben and Jerry’s Flavor… Arctic Areola!

Posted on 25 September 2008 by Marc Schindler

Yes, as sad and disgusting it may seem, breast milk seems to be the up and coming trend when it comes to the things we eat. So should we blame or thank PETA? You might of heard that recently a Swiss restaurant was praised by PETA for serving meals cooked with breast milk. The [...] Continue Reading

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