Monsters in Montauk and Pigs with Human Faces
July 31, 2008 by Brian James
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you “Monty” the monster from Montauk and “Ugly Piglet” the cross-bred pig from a village in China.
The creature on the left is the late great Monty who apparently washed up on the shore of Montauk, NY. There has been speculation as to whether it’s a dog whom is unrecognizable due to the decomposition of the body. Others say it’s a hoax or some sort of viral marketing stunt (remember cartoon network?). Most of us would like to believe that this is the product of “a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island.” Whatever it is, it’s definitely pretty freaky looking.
On the right we have a pig who is being referred to as a monkey-pig. However, I’m convinced that a some perverted Chinese man (probably the owner of the mother pig who gave birth to this thing) actually had sexual intercourse with the the female pig and by the unexplainable forces of nature and our universe, cross-bred a human pig. Look at the face on that pig! It’s got a chin, lips, nose, eyes?? Ugly Piglet also has longer hind legs and than forelegs which cause it jump rather than walk. Imagine that thing walking on it’s rear legs. Creepy.



















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