CW Releases Super Lame Promo Vid for the New Beverly Hills: 90210 Spin-Off

What are the executives over at CW thinking? Are they uncontrollably excited to be the proud home for such a lame TV show? The original Beverly Hills: 90210 was something special. It should be forever remembered and honored for all it’s glory; steamy and heavy petting make-out scenes, cars exploding (the death of Dylan’s dad!), Dylan and his gun, one girl looking way older than the rest of the cast?

Anyways, the narrator says the new 90210 will be “cooler, sexier, more provocative”. The cast includes 90210 veteran Jennie Garth, Full House hottie Lori Loughlin, and Rob Etes from Melrose Place. Check out the promo video below.